Innkeeper: "The room is $15 a night. It's $5 if you make your own bed." Guest: "I'll make my own bed." Innkeeper: "Good. I'll get you some nails and wood." by joke1
MACCHAR NE JO KATA,.......................................... DIL ME MERE JUNUN THA,........................................ DARD HUA ITNA KI DIL MERA BESUKUN THA............. PAKDA TO CHOD DIYA ............................... YE SOCH KAR KI,........................................ SAALEEEEEEEEEE KE RAGO ME APNA HI KHOON THA....................................................................... ........................................................................... by GAUTAM